This girl could have used our help – a crime of fashion

The date: Saturday, August 6, 2011

The place: Mercy Lounge, Nashville, TN

The crime:

(The second crime is obviously the terrible photo quality, but you’ll have to take that up with Steve Jobs and his crappy iphone cameras.)

The description: That, my friends, is a zebra-print blouse with what can only be described as a black-lace sports bra attached to the top. Oh and those straps you can see on her shoulders are her regular bra.  So, so classy.

The lesson: Friends don’t let friends wear this in public. Or private. Or ever. So don’t be afraid to stop your friends from committing their own similar crime of fashion. It only takes three simple words – “Oh honey, no.”

About Shea Brakefield

Lawyer for pay. Fashion crimefighter for free. View all posts by Shea Brakefield

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