Dear Christian Siriano –
I must confess that I was not your biggest fan during your Project Runway days. Yes you were a great character, an impeccable tailor and a seemingly nice guy. But you went to the pirate-inspired / puffy-sleeved well a few too many times for my liking.
I hope, however, you won’t hold that against me because your new Spring 2012 collection is Rocking. My. World. And when I when marry Ryan Gosling* I’m going to need quite a few items from this collection to fill out my trophy-wife wardrobe.
*This may or may not be something that is only happening in my dreams.
Like this skirt and top combo:
I am going to need this impossibly chic outfit to wear when Ryan and I are invited to Brad and Angelina’s inevitable French-chateau wedding.
And this little white dress with the fab orange shoes:
This will be perfect for a paparazzi-filled lunch with Ryan on the patio at The Ivy in June.
And this adorable sheath dress:
I’ll need this for a power lunch with the investors in my new fashion line/clothing boutique/hot yoga studio – after all, no matter how hot and famous her husband is, a girl’s still got to have her own life.
And finally, I’ll need this gown:
For the Oscars of course. But I’ll need you to make it in a different color – maybe navy blue or a deep raspberry – because this isn’t really my shade.
Thanks in advance for all of your help. And kudos on the awesome collection!
XOXO – Shea
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